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cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me
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saddestblogger:

what keeps me up at night

saddestblogger:

what keeps me up at night

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memelordmikey:

*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch

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muslimmafia:

I AM OBSESSED EWITH THIS

muslimmafia:

I AM OBSESSED EWITH THIS

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i love when i accidentally drop something i need which is small and it hits some other object on the way down and bounces into oblivion like ok thanks

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catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

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cultfawn:

Fluffy Pastel Bra
$40

cultfawn:

Fluffy Pastel Bra

$40

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radioactivemongoose:

at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut

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damedonger:

accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back

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loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

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woluf:

*Tim Gunn voice* I’M CONCERNED

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