gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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harrystylesus:

current mood: coachella rave dad

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freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

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carlsagansbitch:

ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25

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nihcolashoult:

as long as i got my suit and ribbon

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fuckyouajax:

relationship status:

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